Why I Write

Tim the language prig

Bear spray and mosquito spray are not the same thing

What Kurt Vonnegut told me to do but I didnít

Cranford Nix: Gram Parsons's dysfunctional twin

Jackson Hole: Where Bush hides his Dick

Why I Left Hollywood: Part 1
Proust and the Hernia

The Lonely Cowboy's Cable Companion

Death and Birth in Oklahoma

Styrofoam: It's only cold when you fall in it

George and Dick Parables

Why I Left Hollywood: Part 2

Reviews and Suicide: Part 1

Why I Left Hollywood: Part 3

Reviews and Suicide: Part 2


Western Swing: Jazzercize for Drunks

The Father/Daughter Two Step

Obsession for Creative Types

Fan Mail from a Flounder

Is Death Permanent?

Self-Evident Truth 5: Don't Snort Maxwell House

How Deep Was It?

From Panhandler to Movie Guy

Rowdy in Paris: chapter one

Why I Left Hollywood: Part 4

Random Thoughts on Life Itsownself

Jesus Invents the Limerick

Reflections on Skinning a Bear

Go, God. Go!

The Greatest Story Ever Told ó Shane







The One Thing Worse Than Losing Your First True Love

How to Write Literary Sex Scenes

Angels and colons

How Many Guns Were in Your Church Christmas Eve?

You, Too, Can Buy an Oscar Nomination

Chicken Soup for the Arrogant Soul

The Punch Line

Rowdy's Last Page

Roll The Credits

The Tinkerbell Diet

My Mom Knew Your Mom in High School

 The Most Evil Man in America

Spare Change for a Condo

Iím Searching for a Research Assistant in Prison

GroVont Trilogy is Back